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TOTAL ENTERTAINMENT PACKAGE
 
Laughter Unlimited Nightlife Tours provides a TOTAL ENTERTAINMENT PACKAGE incorporating a professional host, Melbourne's best venues, FREE drinks, games, gifts, prizes and FREE passes. Plus optional extras such as the MANDATE Male Revue, or Strippers.

PICKUP AND DROP-OFF TIMES
 
We will pick you up from anywhere you choose (in the Melbourne metro area) at around 8.00 PM and drop you back at the pickup point around 2.30AM, or you can stay at the last venue if you wish.

Host/Entertainer
 
Laughter Unlimited Nightlife Tours has a host/entertainer on board. The host is there to entertain you and make you laugh, (or they get the sack!) and they're also there to keep some control over the group. ( But they don't get the sack if they fail miserably with that one! ) Your host also gets you in and out of the venues somewhere near on time, and makes sure we don't leave anyone asleep on the dunny! ( or driving a porcelain bus!!! ) He will also go into the venues, and get you doing all sorts of embarrassing things you probably wouldn't do if you weren't a little bit tipzy and on one of our tours! ( But that's optional )

YOUR CHOICE OF CLUBS
 

On a Laughter Unlimited Nightlife Tour, you get FREE VIP ENTRY (no waiting in queues) to YOUR CHOICE of four of Melbourne's best Pubs or Nightclubs. We will send you a list of approximately forty venues from which to choose. If the club you want is not on this list, ask us and we will try and get you in.

SPECIAL MEAL DEALS (Optional extra)
 
Meals can be arranged. We will pick you up earlier so you can still do 4 clubs after your meal. We suggest a cheaper way to have dinner is to invite everyone over an hour or so early and get some pizzas in, it's very cheap and no one has to cook or wash dishes!

MINIMUM NUMBERS
 
To have your own coach, you must have 20 or more people. If you haven't got 20, you can pay for 20 and still have your own coach. If you have less than 20 people, we have the buses to cater for smaller groups, but the price may vary and special conditions apply. 
We do not join groups as it is the Hens special night and I am sure your group would want the Hen to have her own night with the people she has selected.

Each group has their own bus whatever size.

DISCOUNTS FOR LARGE GROUPS
 
If you manage to get more than 30 on the coach, then the Hen goes on the tour for FREE. Should you manage to get more than 35 , then the Organiser goes on the tour for FREE too.

HOW MUCH? Only $45.00 per person (Including GST)
How much is an absolutely fantastic night like this going to cost me?, I can hear you ask. Only $45.00 per Head! ( Bodies are free! ).

HEAPS OF GIVE-A-WAYS
 

The Hen gets our EXCLUSIVE MYSTERY Hen's Gift Pack, but I can't tell you what's in that, 'cause then it wouldn't be a mystery anymore! We also give away heaps of free passes to a lot of the clubs around town plus some NOVELTY TOYS (well they looked a little tired the last time I saw them!!). These are all rude and crude, but girls seem to like them because they're funny as well.

MALE STRIPPER
 
If you would like a MALE STRIPPER, that can be arranged.(Minimum 20 girls) He is presented in a private room, so that no one else gets a free perve. We organise our strippers at an early stop, because it gets the girls all fired up for a really GREAT night. Also, our strippers DO NOT MONSTER THE HEN. They will not touch her inappropriately, or take any of her clothes off.

MANDATE MALE REVUE
 
The MANDATE MALE REVUE at Inflation is Melbourne's CLASSIEST interactive LIVE SHOW for GIRLS. Feast your eyes on FIVE of the HUNKIEST GUYS you'll ever drool over. Starring PANTHA (Mr. Nude Australia).

BIRTHDAYS AND SOCIAL CLUBS ****MIXED GROUPS CAN HAVE A STRIP SHOW TOO!!
 

We take the girls into Mandate Male Revue at Inflation and the Guys go to BAR 20 for the first stop, then we join you back together and go to 2 or 3 clubs afterwards.

YOU ONLY GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR. 
 
Some tours you will find as you ring around, are a little cheaper than us, but, as with anything else in life, you only get what you pay for! 
(If you're not careful you could get MORE than you bargained for! See HENS NIGHT WARNING!)

DEPOSIT REQUIRED
 

Laughter Unlimited Nightlife Tours requires a bond , as soon as possible, to secure your booking. The bond is fully refundable as long as there is no damage to the bus at the end of the night. The Organiser should obtain payment from everyone who says they are coming on the tour. If you don't, there is a good chance they won't turn up on the night. It's called the deep pockets and short arms syndrome!

BYO DRINKS
 

BYO drinks is allowed on the coach. However, we recommend that you keep it to a minimum, because the only thing that can go wrong on one of these tours, is if people drink too much and start doing Exorcist impersonations down the back of the bus. If you are too drunk, you will not be allowed to enter the clubs! The MCC have a Public Drinking by-law which says you can't drink in the Central Business District, which means you can't drink between clubs. The driver will remove all alcohol from the coach, while you are in the first club, and give it back to you on the way home. This is no great loss as you don't have time to drink between clubs, anyway.

PHOTO ID. and NEAT CASUAL DRESS
 

No under 18ís on the bus. - Clubs DEMAND photo ID, eg: Licence, Learnerís Permit, or ID available from the RACV and AMCAL chemists. Neat casual dress, collar on shirts, NO T-shirts, NO joggers.

Drunk and disorderly behaviour or fights, by any person on the tour will not be tolerated on the bus or in clubs and will result in IMMEDIATE termination of the tour!

Excellence in Entertainment

GUEST OF HONOUR PROFILE SHEET
 

An important part of a Laughter Unlimited Nightlife Tour, is our "GUEST OF HONOUR PROFILE SHEET" or "ROAST SHEET". We want some dirt on the Hen. Like nicknames, bad habits, embarrassing moments (like getting caught by the coppers at the local parking area), ex-boyfriends and dirty weekends she thinks no one knows about. (These go down really well if the future mother-in-law is on the coach!) The "If I Had Another Brain It Would Be Lonely Award", or sometimes known as, "If Brains Were Dynamite, I Wouldn't Have Enough to Blow My Hat Off Award". We want to know details about the most STUPID, DUMB thing the Hen has ever done. The host uses all of this information to stack it on her from a great height, and everyone has a laugh! (Except the Hen!)

For the funniest, SAFEST, best value Hens' Night EVER !

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Why Should the Fellas have all the fun....??! No Driving.
No CABS
No Hassles


LAUGHTER UNLIMITED NIGHTLIFE TOURS
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HEN'S NIGHT WARNING
If you're organising a Hens Night, you MUST read this!
Several tour companies who do Hens Nights, also do Bucks Turns. If you are not careful, they will join you with a Bucks night, (usually without telling you!), because this is the only way to get a Bucks night into most nightclubs. Let's face it, if you wanted guys on the bus, you'd bring your own! We take you to clubs where Bucks nights go, but at least you can leave them behind if they are obnoxious!
Laughter Unlimited 
GUARANTEES
you will never be joined on the same bus with a Bucks night.

 

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